IS MISS PIGGY A COMMUNIST?
A recent Huff Post headline reads: “THE MUPPETS ARE COMMUNISTS, FOX BUSINESS NETWORK SAYS.”
That’s preposterous. None of the Muppets is a communist. Take for example, Miss Piggy. How is it possible that this magnificent star, this PENULTIMATE PORCINE PRINCESS, could be a Commie?
One week in those drab “of the people” uniforms and she would fry in her own fat.
No, Fox bungled a headline from The Muppet Media News source, “THE HORSE’S MOUTH,” which read:
“MISS PIGGY SEES RED AFTER LEARNING KERMIT EATS BACON.”
WHAT WAS HE THINKING!!!!!
THERE’S GONNA BE DAMAGES, PEOPLE!
TTFNP (ta ta for now princess) XOXOXOXXO Princess Diane Von B
(Source: The Huffington Post)
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