A princess should always dress up on Turkey Day. You never know what parade will pass you by if you don’t. That’s not meant as a metaphor. It’s thrilling to be asked to join in festive marches as a royal. One has to be ready!

One word of advice: Not a good time to be a fa-shoe-n victim.



Save THOSE for your trip to the emergency room. As in trip.
TTFNP! (ta ta for now Princess!)
XOXOXXOXO Princess Diane Von Brainisfried