PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED

A TONGUE-IN-CHIC LIFE & STYLE BLOG FROM A PRINCESS POINT OF VIEW.

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A PRINCESS GETS FANG-TASTIC & PUTS THE VAMP IN VAMPIRE WITH “BITTEN”

CALLING ALL PRINCESSES: The new “BITTEN” collection by  WET PAINT Nail Glaze System puts the VAMP IN Vampire and the FANG in Fang-tastic!  I’m so excited! My new BITTEN COLLECTION just arrived!!!  You can find it at: www.shopwetpaintnails.com.

 I opened up the package to find these glamorous, glossy little bottles nestled neatly and individually in a cute little cardboard box.  And, this is cool — they include a nifty, nails-on-a-stick color wheel and chart.  (The color wheel nails were so real-looking, I was searching for their hand!) You can wear each shade by itself, or get all  funky vampire princess and layer them. 

Go on. Go all crazy on your darn self.  It’s October.   You know you want to get in the Halloween mood.   With thoughts turning to pumpkin patch frolics by day……

 

and whacky parties by night, with people bobbing their heads down in places that heads shouldn’t be….

               

and brooms in places they shouldn’t be either. 

No matter what, a princess must always find her Glamor Groove,

even as she revs up to  put the VAMP in VAMPIRE!

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But, everyone knows there’s more to being FANG-TASTIC than a toothy smile. :)

So step out in royal style with your pretty princess piggies and practice The Royal Hand Wave………….

                                    

…………………. without draining the royal coffins.  I mean coughers.

 

…….I mean coffers.  Polish up like the posh princess you are in violet “Lewd,” red “Fetish,” blue “Numb” and gray “Moonstone,” black “Onyx,” and a clear top coat called “Mirror”….

 

 Celebrity vampire princesses everywhere have been digging this  themselves, including  Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce  to name a few.

HERE’S A SNEAKY PEEK at what the GLAMOR GHOULS,  I mean girls, have been heard to say about “BITTEN” :

—-Don’t be a big baby; try it.

—-Be afraid. Be very afraid if you don’t try it.

—You’ll scream with satisfaction. Guaranteed. 

——I’m not kitten around.

And by the way….

And…….

——DOG-GONIT! Grrrrrreat stuff to paint on your claws.

——AND FINALLY———-

Some are saying:

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 BUT I SAY…..NOT BLOODY LIKELY!

XOXOXOXOX PRINCESS DIANE VON B  & TTFNP (ta ta for now, princess)