PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED

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PRINCESSS POSTURING — IT’S ALL IN THE CARRIAGE

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER A PRINCESS NEVER GETS AROUND THE ISSUE OF POSTURE. THE VERY ESSENCE OF A PRINCESS IS THE LOOK OF REGAL BARING.  NOTHING SAYS PLEBE  FASTER THAN A SLOUCH. ONE MUST STAND TALL WITH ONE’S HEAD HELD HIGH.  IF ONE MUST, THE OLD METHOD OF WALKING WITH A BOOK ON ONE’S HEAD WORKS WELL, UNLESS THE ONLY BOOK YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE IS THE GUTENBURG BIBLE, IN WHICH CASE YOU ARE BETTER OFF WITH A BASKET. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF SLOUCHING, JUST BRING YOURSELF BACK TO THE UPRIGHT POSITION GENTLY, REMINDING YOURSELF THAT IF THE APES COULD DO IT, SO CAN YOU.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A PRINCESS, START PRACTICING YOUR POSTURE AND REMEMBER —

TO BE A PRINCESS…IT’S ALL ABOUT HER CARRIAGE.

XOXOXOXO  & TTFNP (ta ta for now, princess)

PRINCESS DIANE VON B

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