December 2011
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What Does A Princess have 4 New Year's...
Have you ever wondered what a princess’s New Year’s resolutions might look like?
What do you think a modern-day princess’s resolutions should be?
…….however fleeting……
…..and lofty they may be…..
Here’s Princess D von B’s top ten count down:
10. Stop sneaking a taste of fois gras at partieswhen no one is looking. ...
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Q: WHAT DOES LADY GAGA DO….
ON NEW YEAR’S EVE…
THAT SHE WOULD NEVER, EVER DO IN HER CONCERTS?
A: IF YOU GUESSED….
……DROP THE BALL….
……….YOU’RE RIGHT!!!!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now, princess) AND HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR from PRINCESS DIANE VON B!!!! XOXOXOXXOXOXOX!
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! OF COUGH!
Q: WHAT DOES A PERSON WITH A NAGGING PHLEGM PROBLEM…
………AND A PRINCESS LOCKED IN A FRENCH KISS….
WITH HER PRINCE TO BE
HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY BOTH HAVE A LITTLE FROG IN THEIR THROAT!
TTFNP (ta ta for now princess!) XOXOXOXXO PRINCESS DIANE VON B!
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YOU CAN'T A(FORD) NOT TO ESCAPE!
YOUR CHANCE TO WIN A 2013 FORD ESCAPE WORTH $55,000!!!! Click HERE:
http://alexandradivnovi.blogspot.com/2011/12/would-you-like-2013-ford-escape-were.html
The Princess Perspective on this royally awesome contest:
A PRINCESS IS A PERSON WHO IS KIND AND SWEET… AND CHIC…
SHE CARES ABOUT HER KINGDOM, BOTH THE STRONG….
AND THEM THAT’S WEAK.
BUT SOMETIMES SHE HAS...
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woo Friday is Princess Pun Day! Electric slider
Q: What do an electrician……
And a computer geek at the Genius Bar…
………….and a promoter…..
……have in common?
A: They all….
…….. plug things for a living!
TTFNP (ta ta for now, Princess)
XOXOXOXXOXO Princess Diane Von B
Woohoo Friday is Princess Pun Day! Ballz.
Q: what is the perfect name for a golfer…..
……who is king of (A)holes in one?
A: A royal putz!
TTFNP (ta ta for now, princess!)
XOXOXOXXO Princess Diane Von B
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H&M Busted by Boring Belly Buttons
IT TOOK A MAJOR STRING OPERATION….
….I mean sting operation. But, the sleuths finally did it. Bikini and lingerie models for the on-line chic but cheap H&M store are BUSTED!
Their bodalicious bikini bodies, are HA HA HA —computer generated!
Five hundred leg lifts my petunias!
T’was PERFECTION that done them in, actually. The Norwegian website Bildbluffen...
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IS MISS PIGGY A COMMUNIST?
A recent Huff Post headline reads: “THE MUPPETS ARE COMMUNISTS, FOX BUSINESS NETWORK SAYS.”
That’s preposterous. None of the Muppets is a communist. Take for example, Miss Piggy. How is it possible that this magnificent star, this PENULTIMATE PORCINE PRINCESS, could be a Commie?
One week in those drab “of the people” uniforms and she would fry in her own fat.
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woohoo It's Friday's Princess Pun Day! stupid is...
Q: What do you call a brilliant, straight-A student who drops out of school to follow a dream?
A: Either totally stupid …..
…………or totally dope!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now. Princess!)
XOXOXOXXO Princess Diane Von B!
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Long night of the living dead - a perspective
Life gets busier and busier as my royal duties multiply. I have so many areas of my life that need attending to and it gets awfully crazy. You don’t have to be royal to relate. But, in my case, there’s the fanfare of patriotic parades….
People of great importance and their christenings….
Glamorous fashion shows where they bare it all….
…..and drafty...