February 2012
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Moved to www.princessdianevonb.com
Hi dear friends and royal followers…..I’m moving on over to a new host! Come join me there as the palace party continues and we have more adventures and fun together!!!
You’ll find me at:
WWW.PRINCESSDIANEVONB.COM
I sure hope you follow me. You are cherished members of the kingdom!
Love
Princess Diane Von Brainisfried
January 2012
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Winning Princess Alexandra DiNovi!!!!
Hey…. I know a pretty princess when I see one!
http://www.imdb.me/alexandradinovi
Some fabulous news on the princess friendship front!!!
My dear friend, fellow princess, and Hollywood starlet Alexandra DiNovi, whom I earlier blogged about as my Hashtag Hero # 1, has been chosen as #50 for the prestigious IMBDb TOP 777 World’s Most Beautiful Actresses.
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Woohoo Friday is Princess Pun Day!!! Say Cheese!
Q: WHY DID THE TUNA…….
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……..AND THE CHEESE…..
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……MAKE A PREEMPTIVE TRIP TO THE SHRINK ….
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……..WHEN THEY CAME INTO SOME DOUGH?
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A: BECAUSE THEY KNEW THEY WERE HEADED FOR A MELTDOWN!!!
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TTFNP!!! (ta ta for now,...
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Woohoo: Friday is Princess Pun Day! lucky Friday...
Q: WHY IS A FAT COW NEVER AFRAID OF FRIDAY THE 13TH?
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A: BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT DAY IT IS, SHE IS ALWAYS “IN THE CLOVER”!!!
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WISHING ALL MY ROYAL FRIENDS (THAT MEANS YOU!) TONS OF LUCKY CHARM CLOVERS AND ALL THE OTHER MARSHMALLOW FUN ONES TOO!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now, Princess!) XOXOXOXXOXMOOO ;) PRINCESS...
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It's Mahler vs. Marimba at the Philharmonic!
DROP the barking purse dog!….Who needs ‘im….
..when you can STOP A WHOLE SYMPHONY DEAD with your MARIMBA I-phone ring tone!
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That’s what happened last night! The New York’s Philharmonic was minding its own biz….playing Mahler’s 9th under the magic baton of Alan Gilbert.
Suddenly, at the quietest part…..
…. the offending...
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Finding the Meaning of Life -- almost
I LOVE the Geico Piggy!
I love how this little Piggy ALWAYS goes. “Weeee.”
Sources say the Geico Piggy holds the answer to question, “What is the meaning of life.”
Oh Shit! Somebody ate him!
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! RUFFLED FEATHERS
Q: WHAT DOES A NEST FILLED WITH BABY BIRDS….
………AND A PILE OF POLITICAL PUNDITS………….
…….HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY ALL TWEET A LOT WHEN THEY GET FED UP!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now, princess!)
XOXOXOXXOXOXO PRINCESS DIANE VON B
December 2011
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What Does A Princess have 4 New Year's...
Have you ever wondered what a princess’s New Year’s resolutions might look like?
What do you think a modern-day princess’s resolutions should be?
…….however fleeting……
…..and lofty they may be…..
Here’s Princess D von B’s top ten count down:
10. Stop sneaking a taste of fois gras at partieswhen no one is looking. ...
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Q: WHAT DOES LADY GAGA DO….
ON NEW YEAR’S EVE…
THAT SHE WOULD NEVER, EVER DO IN HER CONCERTS?
A: IF YOU GUESSED….
……DROP THE BALL….
……….YOU’RE RIGHT!!!!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now, princess) AND HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR from PRINCESS DIANE VON B!!!! XOXOXOXXOXOXOX!
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! OF COUGH!
Q: WHAT DOES A PERSON WITH A NAGGING PHLEGM PROBLEM…
………AND A PRINCESS LOCKED IN A FRENCH KISS….
WITH HER PRINCE TO BE
HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY BOTH HAVE A LITTLE FROG IN THEIR THROAT!
TTFNP (ta ta for now princess!) XOXOXOXXO PRINCESS DIANE VON B!
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YOU CAN'T A(FORD) NOT TO ESCAPE!
YOUR CHANCE TO WIN A 2013 FORD ESCAPE WORTH $55,000!!!! Click HERE:
http://alexandradivnovi.blogspot.com/2011/12/would-you-like-2013-ford-escape-were.html
The Princess Perspective on this royally awesome contest:
A PRINCESS IS A PERSON WHO IS KIND AND SWEET… AND CHIC…
SHE CARES ABOUT HER KINGDOM, BOTH THE STRONG….
AND THEM THAT’S WEAK.
BUT SOMETIMES SHE HAS...
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woo Friday is Princess Pun Day! Electric slider
Q: What do an electrician……
And a computer geek at the Genius Bar…
………….and a promoter…..
……have in common?
A: They all….
…….. plug things for a living!
TTFNP (ta ta for now, Princess)
XOXOXOXXOXO Princess Diane Von B
Woohoo Friday is Princess Pun Day! Ballz.
Q: what is the perfect name for a golfer…..
……who is king of (A)holes in one?
A: A royal putz!
TTFNP (ta ta for now, princess!)
XOXOXOXXO Princess Diane Von B
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H&M Busted by Boring Belly Buttons
IT TOOK A MAJOR STRING OPERATION….
….I mean sting operation. But, the sleuths finally did it. Bikini and lingerie models for the on-line chic but cheap H&M store are BUSTED!
Their bodalicious bikini bodies, are HA HA HA —computer generated!
Five hundred leg lifts my petunias!
T’was PERFECTION that done them in, actually. The Norwegian website Bildbluffen...
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IS MISS PIGGY A COMMUNIST?
A recent Huff Post headline reads: “THE MUPPETS ARE COMMUNISTS, FOX BUSINESS NETWORK SAYS.”
That’s preposterous. None of the Muppets is a communist. Take for example, Miss Piggy. How is it possible that this magnificent star, this PENULTIMATE PORCINE PRINCESS, could be a Commie?
One week in those drab “of the people” uniforms and she would fry in her own fat.
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woohoo It's Friday's Princess Pun Day! stupid is...
Q: What do you call a brilliant, straight-A student who drops out of school to follow a dream?
A: Either totally stupid …..
…………or totally dope!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now. Princess!)
XOXOXOXXO Princess Diane Von B!
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Long night of the living dead - a perspective
Life gets busier and busier as my royal duties multiply. I have so many areas of my life that need attending to and it gets awfully crazy. You don’t have to be royal to relate. But, in my case, there’s the fanfare of patriotic parades….
People of great importance and their christenings….
Glamorous fashion shows where they bare it all….
…..and drafty...
November 2011
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SEXY STRING THEORY
SEX SYMBOL AND CLOSET PHYSICIST SOPHIA LOREN’S “STRING THEORY” OF UNIVERSAL SEXINESS. “EVERYTHING YOU SEE I OWE TO SPAGHETTI.”
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The prize ain't a prince. It's Papell!
A Princess needs a few “go to” designers she can always trust to get her GLAM on. Adrianna Papell is totally in the zone. And her Red Carpet Collection tops the tiara!
Don’t settle as a “woulda-coulda-shoulda” star-gazer, when you can be a star trail blazer — in your OWN special super star style.
Win a beautiful dress OR a FREE TRIP TO HOLLYWOOD!
A Very Cool...
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Woohoo Friday is princess pun day! Corny...
Q:Why were the Native Americans happy when they got lost harvesting their crops?
A: Because they loved maze!
TTFNP (ta ta for now princess!)
XOXOXXOO Princess Diane Von Brainisfried
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Parade ready Princess jilts the stilts
A princess should always dress up on Turkey Day. You never know what parade will pass you by if you don’t. That’s not meant as a metaphor. It’s thrilling to be asked to join in festive marches as a royal. One has to be ready!
One word of advice: Not a good time to be a fa-shoe-n victim.
Save THOSE for your trip to the emergency room. As in trip.
TTFNP! (ta ta for now...
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My Philosophy on the journey to Make It Land
To Alexandra Di Novi-starlet, princess, socialite, and dear friend, www.imdb.com/name/nm3583022/
My philosophy of creative endeavors and the journey to “make it” land:
“There is so much sh*t out there, that even if MY stuff is sh*t, why shouldn’t MY sh*t make it!” and,
“I will either make it while I’m alive, or die trying. If I’m still...
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Friday is princess pun day! Beasty Boys
Q: What do a bored schoolboy
and the Beast in Beauty & the Beast
have in common?
A: Both are saved by the belle!
TTFNP (ta ta for now, princess)
XOXOXOXOX Princess Diane Von B
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The Fox's Essential Secret (of Life)
To live a royally good life, we should keep company with our favorite books. Or, at least be able to conjure them quickly in our Kindles and Nooks. I choose my favorites by their loving wisdom that inspires me, or the blanket of comfort that wraps around me from the page.
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I like to highlight parts that speak to me, so I can find them quickly. I’m a total crazy person...
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friday is princess pun day! Pugilistic preferences
Q: Why is The Bubbly a prize fighter’s drink of choice when he wins a match?
A: Because they’re both Champ pagne!!!!
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The Ultimate Question Quest For Living Your...
Dear Royal Friends,
I hereby bequeath you with my knowledge of “The Ultimate Question Quest”:
The Holy Grail has indeed been located!
Herein lies the tale. I have a good friend who is dying. He’s the husband of one of my best friends who just died. I visited him last night. Our communication was limited. I could tell he knew who I was, because I tested him with a little...
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MUDDLE FROM A PUDDLE KILLS "ART" IN BERLIN
A modern “art” installation valued at 800,000 euro ($1.1 million American dollars) was damaged when a cleaning woman scrubbed away a finish that was supposed to look like dried rain after a puddle. The sculpture was by Martin Kippenberger, titled, “When it Starts Dripping from the Ceiling.” Here’s the “art”:
What do you think? Here’s my take on...
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Friday is princess pun day-wedge your butts
Q: WHY DOES THE BIG APPLE HAVE THE BIGGEST WEDGIE EVER COMING UP THIS SUNDAY?
A: BECAUSE IT’S THE NEW YORK CITY MARATHONG!
GOOD LUCK RUNNERS!!!!!
October 2011
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Friday is princess pun day! Outta my ghourd
Q: Why did the pumpkin frantically work out at the gym before Halloween?
A: So he could be JACKED. Oh.
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# 1 ON a princess POSH LIST - Neiman Marcus 2011...
OH BOY! This time of year I REALLY DREAM BIG. The 2011 Neiman Marcus Christmas book is out. But don’t get me started. LET’S GET STARTED!!!!
What am I talking about? The 85th edition of N.M.’s annual “let me light my money on fire” catalog. This is the WISH LIST OF ALL WISH LISTS. About half the items are under $250, but THAT stuff’s all waste not want not, as in WANT NOT!!! Here are...
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! Gotta lava
Q: Why did the mountainspew hot lava?
A: Because it was piqued!
HAPPY PRINCESS PUN DAY AND ENJOY THE WEEKEND.
TTFNP (ta ta for now, princess)
XOXOXOXO PRINCESS DIANE VON B
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Alexandra DiNovi & Talon Reid: Young Hollywood...
A PRINCESS shouts from the palace turrets with joy when her friends find success. She often wakes other princesses up-oh wait…not my fault.
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I’M SHOUTING NOW, baby!!! Never mind that I’m afraid of heights. Remember Alexandra Di Novi, my first Hashtag Hero, the one whose BFF is supermodel Jaimie Hilfiger? (Hi Jaimie!)
Alexandra is reinventing the...
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Give yourself the ultimate finger!
FROM THE MAKERS OF THE COOLEST NAIL SYSTEM-I’M GIVING THEM SOME FACE TIME BECAUSE I LOVE THEIR STUFF…SO STRUT IT PRINCESS: AND GIVE YOURSELF THE ULTIMATE FINGER ATTENTION ALL FABULOUS PEOPLE!! Check out this fantastic deal with Gilt City and Wet Paint Nail Glaze System! Designed by manicurist to the stars, Julia Palmer, color combos are inspired by her celebrity...
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! WHAT'UP?
I thought I’d highlight one of my motto’s today. Not a question, but a sentiment from the Royal Court of Silly Elegance:
“I never met a pun that that wasn’t a good gag.” Princess Diane Von B
To all you punsters out there, I say “Mwa!”
TTFNP (ta ta for now princess)
XOXOXOXXO Princess Diane Von B
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BREEZE COMFORT PADDED BRAS & SPORTS BRAS TO "MY...
A PRINCESS DOESN’T SWEAT. SHE MISTS.
But sometimes, like when she’s working out at the gym, she mists A LOT. I was delighted when I was asked to give my royal opinion about Breeze Comfort’s solutions. www.breezecomfort.com.
The Breeze Comfort people have really put some thought bubbles behind their product.
It seems if you wear any kind of normal bra pads, either...
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! GOTTA HAND IT TO YA
Q:WHAT DID THE GARBAGE LADY DO
WHEN THE GARBAGE MAN ASKED
FOR HER HAND IN MARRIAGE?
A: SHE REFUSED.
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A PRINCESS GETS FANG-TASTIC & PUTS THE VAMP IN...
CALLING ALL PRINCESSES: The new “BITTEN” collection by WET PAINT Nail Glaze System puts the VAMP IN Vampire and the FANG in Fang-tastic! I’m so excited! My new BITTEN COLLECTION just arrived!!! You can find it at: www.shopwetpaintnails.com.
I opened up the package to find these glamorous, glossy little bottles nestled neatly and individually in a cute little cardboard box. ...
September 2011
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! CANDY IS RANDY
Q: WHAT DO THE BLOG “CONFESSIONS OF A PIONEER WOMAN”
AND A CANDY COMPANY WITH HARD, FRUIT-FLAVORED CANDIES, HAVE IN COMMON?
A: A JOLLY RANCHER!
YIPPEE CAH YA YEAH, DOGGIE!
TTFNP (ta ta for now princess)
XOXOXOX PRINCESS DIANE VON B
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Newbie Princesses Get Royally Glam - Right Off the...
Every newbie princess needs a “first-things-first” approach to her transformation. Lucky for Kate, “The Firm” is giving her tailor made Princess Lessons. But for us newly discovered princesses, there’s no princess support group.
Until now!
So, how do we take that first step to glam things up right off the cuff? Aha! The cuff! (Never underestimate the power...
FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY...PUCKER UP!
Q: WHAT DOES A HOCKEY GAME
AND A LADY AT HER VANITY TABLE
HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY BOTH HAVE A FACE OFF IN THE CORNER!!!
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"P" CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
A TRUE PRINCESS IS SENSITIVE, BUT FEELING A LITTLE PEA UNDER YOUR MATTRESS AIN’T ALL IT’S CRACKED UP TO BE. MESSAGE FROM THE ROYAL SOCIETY OF BEDWETTERS
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PRINCESSS POSTURING -- IT'S ALL IN THE CARRIAGE
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER A PRINCESS NEVER GETS AROUND THE ISSUE OF POSTURE. THE VERY ESSENCE OF A PRINCESS IS THE LOOK OF REGAL BARING. NOTHING SAYS PLEBE FASTER THAN A SLOUCH. ONE MUST STAND TALL WITH ONE’S HEAD HELD HIGH. IF ONE MUST, THE OLD METHOD OF WALKING WITH A BOOK ON ONE’S HEAD WORKS WELL, UNLESS THE ONLY BOOK YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE IS THE GUTENBURG BIBLE, IN WHICH CASE YOU ARE...
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PRINCESS PUN DAY-TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY!!
Q: WHY DID CLAUDE MONET
AND AUGUSTE RENOIR
HAVE SUCH A FANTASTIC FRIENDSHIP?
A: THEY MADE A GREAT IMPRESSION ON EACH OTHER !!!!!
XOXOOXO PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED
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A PRINCESS IS CHILL....
WOOHOO!!!FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY!
Q: WHAT DOES A KITTY IN THE WINTER
AND A JAZZ MUSICIAN
HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY’RE BOTH COOOOOL CATS!!
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FRIDAY IS PRINCESS PUN DAY! PASTABILITIES
Q: WHAT DO A WAITER IN AN AUTHENTIC ITALIAN BISTRO AND A PIMP HAVE IN COMMON?
A:THEY BOTH SERVE UP SOME MIGHTY FINE SAUCY, HOT PUTTANESCA!
August 2011
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WOOHOO Friday is Princess Pun day..hair today,...
Q:WHAT DO PAVLOV AND HAIR SOFTENER HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY ARE BOTH CONDITIONERS