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Love
Princess Diane Von Brainisfried
A RARE PHOTO OF PRINCESS DIANE VON BRAINISFRIED WITHOUT HER TIARA
25 Ways to Wear a Scarf in 4.5 Minutes or fewer. A MUST SEE FOR ANY PRINCESS WORTH HER HERMES!
(Source: youtube.com)
Hey…. I know a pretty princess when I see one!
http://www.imdb.me/alexandradinovi
Some fabulous news on the princess friendship front!!!
My dear friend, fellow princess, and Hollywood starlet Alexandra DiNovi, whom I earlier blogged about as my Hashtag Hero # 1, has been chosen as #50 for the prestigious IMBDb TOP 777 World’s Most Beautiful Actresses.
http://www.imdb.com/list/Q6BznJl6jSE/?start=1&view=detail&sort=listorian:asc
Alex — your beauty is inside and out. The inside part is what makes you a princess in my bloggie book. But the outside part….I sure know how to pick ‘em!
Love you girl!
TTFNP (ta ta for now Princess)
XOXOXXOXO PRINCESS DIANE VON B
Q: WHY DID THE TUNA…….
……..AND THE CHEESE…..
……MAKE A PREEMPTIVE TRIP TO THE SHRINK ….
……..WHEN THEY CAME INTO SOME DOUGH?
A: BECAUSE THEY KNEW THEY WERE HEADED FOR A MELTDOWN!!!
TTFNP!!! (ta ta for now, Princess!)
XOXOXOXO PRINCESS DIANE VON B
Q: WHY IS A FAT COW NEVER AFRAID OF FRIDAY THE 13TH?
A: BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT DAY IT IS, SHE IS ALWAYS “IN THE CLOVER”!!!
WISHING ALL MY ROYAL FRIENDS (THAT MEANS YOU!) TONS OF LUCKY CHARM CLOVERS AND ALL THE OTHER MARSHMALLOW FUN ONES TOO!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now, Princess!) XOXOXOXXOXMOOO ;) PRINCESS DIANE VON B
DROP the barking purse dog!….Who needs ‘im….
..when you can STOP A WHOLE SYMPHONY DEAD with your MARIMBA I-phone ring tone!
! 
That’s what happened last night! The New York’s Philharmonic was minding its own biz….playing Mahler’s 9th under the magic baton of Alan Gilbert.
Suddenly, at the quietest part…..
…. the offending I-phone ring went off…….
……and went on and on and on and on and on….and on and on and on…..
The ringer guy actually did nothing to stop the ringing!
So the CONDUCTOR actually stopped the performance!!!
Gilbert pointed his baton at the ringer and told it to knock it off and knock it out! Now THAT brought the house down.
Guess what? That didn’t stop this mad ringer GLOVES OFF! THIS GUY IS A CONTENDER!
IT’S MARIMBA VS. MAHLER!!!!
The audience got up, and starting pointing at the mirimaba noise-maker, shouting, “throw him out!”
Nolo contendre. Mahler won. Finally the dang thang was turned off!!!
A princess never would have joined the angry (well-heeled) mob of Mahler hooligans and Marimba haters.
A princess never would have shouted so indecorously at the marimba mistake-maker.
Nay, a princess would have, under the circumstances, tried to help the poor devil of an “I-phone-deer-caught-in-the-headlights” person.
A PRINCESS WOULD HAVE STARTED A MARIMBA line!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now, princess)
XOXOXOXXO! PRINCESS DIANE VON B
(Source: wqxr.org)
I LOVE the Geico Piggy!
I love how this little Piggy ALWAYS goes. “Weeee.”
Sources say the Geico Piggy holds the answer to question, “What is the meaning of life.”
Oh Shit! Somebody ate him!
Q: WHAT DOES A NEST FILLED WITH BABY BIRDS….
………AND A PILE OF POLITICAL PUNDITS………….
…….HAVE IN COMMON?
A: THEY ALL TWEET A LOT WHEN THEY GET FED UP!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now, princess!)
XOXOXOXXOXOXO PRINCESS DIANE VON B
Have you ever wondered what a princess’s New Year’s resolutions might look like? 
What do you think a modern-day princess’s resolutions should be?
…….however fleeting……
…..and lofty they may be…..
Here’s Princess D von B’s top ten count down:
10. Stop sneaking a taste of fois gras at partieswhen no one is looking. I’m a vegetarian for crap’s sake. Actually a pesky-tarian. But only fish care about that.
9. Finding a handwriting double ganger to write all my “personally hand-written” thank you notes to heads of states and other luminaries.
8. Taming my obsessive love for French Bulldogs. (Fat chance).
7. Stop complaining about the Jag-U-ar and dumping it for a more reliable car. If I had a Jag-U-ar.
6. When I paint my nails black to be fashionable, not taking it off right away because it looks like I’m playing with sh*t and/or trying too hard to be fashionable.
5. Laughing at everything DESIGNER that is overpriced stupidity. Except Chanel, which I’ll worry about for next year’s resolutions.
4. Taking the money that I was just about to spend on everything DESIGNER that is overpriced stupidity, and giving it to charity. Except the stuff I was going to buy at Chanel.
3. Not getting angry when the people that I gave that money to, are wearing Chanel.
2. Focus on being a kind, forgiving person on a daily basis, with ten minutes allotted for cranky princess behavior.
1. And…….drum roll please!!! Spending more quality time with family, friends, dogs, and my loyal royal friends at Princess Diane Von Brainisfried.com!!!!
HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY LOYAL ROYAL FRIENDS!!!!
TTFNP! (ta ta for now, princess)
XOXOXOXXO PRINCESS DIANE VON B
